:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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