I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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