If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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