Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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