is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My feet surprised me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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