so explain again why im purple
no
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
