after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.