who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.