dude i'm inner monologue high
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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