Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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