you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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