Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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