do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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