I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Success! We fucked roommates!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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