For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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