But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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