But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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