4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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