This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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