make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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