I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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