this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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