I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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