Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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