haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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