Sry I called you an 8
I puked a lego.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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