i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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