So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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