I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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