Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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