in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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