i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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