Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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