At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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