What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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