I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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