i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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