stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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