Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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