Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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