It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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