guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I need to align my fucking chakras
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