You're so nebulous sometimes
kristin has been a bad kristin
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
