all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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