Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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