i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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