made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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