READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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