My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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