Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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