I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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