he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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