My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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