Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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